Funny Names – 250+ Dirtiest and Silliest Names for Boys and Girls

By David Woods on July 1, 2022 in Other

Funny Names Laughing DonkeyWhat do you get when you mix sense of humor with a dirty mind? The wickedly funny names we have got in the lists below!

Some are clever and some are fairly offensive, but all of them are ridiculously funny and creative enough to make you laugh out loud.

So, if you are in the mood for a good chuckle, check out the names we have got waiting for you and your friends.

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There’s a little something for everyone in our lists below. So, dive in and have fun!

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If you are anything like one of our favorite TV show characters Bart Simpson, you know how funny it can be to prank call local businesses and ask to speak with individuals with a made-up dirty name such as I.P Freely or Oliver Clothesoff.

You certainly aren’t alone in looking for inspiration for some funny names caused by a love of the prank calls in that show.

We have comprehensive lists of funny dirty names that you can use to get creative and prank call your friends … or even strangers!

Some are relatively mild while some can be downright offensive to please those of you with dirty minds.

Take a look!

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Dirty Dirty Names

  • Puce C

  • Connie Lingus

  • Upstanding Citizen

  • Blou Swell

  • Aura G.

  • Kunt Likker

  • The Pretzel

  • Yuri Nator

  • Wilma Dickfit

  • Tits Palmer

  • The Left-Handed Stranger

  • The Abe Lincoln

  • Thea Bagging

  • Phell Chieng

  • Honey Rider

  • Joe Looney

  • Tal E. Whacker

  • Eric Paul Wiwi

  • Zig Steenine

  • Dicky Wrinkler

  • A lotto Dix

  • Sookma cok

  • Phil Lashio

  • Finn gurrer

  • Dill Doe

  • Bouncy Nuggets

  • Emerson Bigguns

  • Willie Stroker

  • Dick Passwater

  • Fabulous Flournoy

  • Sass Crotche

  • Rea Bound

  • Sida Chicc

  • Dopple Banger

  • Bee Desum

  • Lee nover

  • Norma Scock

  • Tweenerlegs

  • Marion Money

  • Peter Pantz

  • Gazzy Colon

  • A. Nelprober

  • Harry Johnson

  • Wayne Kerr

  • Beezow Doo Doo Zopitty Bop Bop Bop

  • Rubbers

  • Mel Keetehts

  • Dixon Kuntz

  • Ura Snotball

  • Marijuana Pepsi Jackson

 

Dirty & Funny Girl Names

  • Anita Hanjaab

  • Alice Shroomer

  • Christy Klear

  • Wilma Fingerdoo

  • Tina Turner

  • Patty Mud

  • Whitney Snourter

  • Stacy Rect

  • Anita Dump

  • Anya Neeze

  • Jenny Tayla

  • Miya Buttreaks

  • Amanda Hugginkiss

  • Betty Humpter

  • Dixie Rect

  • Eileen Ulick

  • Annie Position

  • Lipps

  • Stella Virgin

  • Cocque

  • Anita Fartinghouse

  • Anita B. Jainow

  • Amanda Mount

  • Amanda Poker

  • Amanda D.P. Throat

  • Bea O’Problem

  • Betty Drilzzer

  • Betty Phuckzer

  • Bo N. Herr

  • Clee Torres

  • E. Norma Scock

  • E. Norma Stits

  • Gazzy Colon

  • Erin Gobraless

  • Lipin Jection

  • Bea Sting

  • Mary Juana

  • Maya Buttreeks

  • Nadia Seymour

  • Max E. Pad

  • Max E. Mumm

  • Patty Meltt

  • Sheeza Freak

  • Suzie Tang

  • Suky Nookie

  • Cookie Chonch

  • Geraldine Gooch

  • Katelyn Kwif

  • Annie Dutchie

  • Montura Rae

  • Misty Gurl

  • Zannies Jonas

 

Funny Names to Call Your Friends

  • Mike Rack

  • Lance Lyde

  • Harry Azcrac

  • Rusty Trombone

  • Gerald Crotch

  • Batman bin Superman

  • Benoit Bawles

  • Colin Forsecs

  • Martha Fokker

  • Bobby Blast

  • Randy Lam

  • Edward Cocaine

  • Jackie Jigs

  • Pam Puffer

  • Jackie Jigs

  • Betty Phuckzer

  • Fluffy cookie

  • Poppa Woody

  • Herr

  • Far King Hell

  • The Couch Potato

  • Broner Club

  • For a Twantie

  • Agnes Bummage

  • Jeff Lude

  • Mary Jane Smoux

  • Byrone Smith

  • Harry Balsack

  • Buster Cherry

  • Berry McCaulkiner

  • Walter Wanker

  • Eaton Beaver

  • Syder

  • Jim Jizz

  • Hairy Poppins

  • Phil Down

  • Lou Briccant

  • Ron Chee

  • Nick O’ Teen

  • Semour Azzcrack

  • Madka Owdiseez

  • Vye Agra

  • Pierre Pants

  • Drew Peanoze

  • Dick Ramdazz

  • I.P. Freely

  • Sherlock

  • Arme Candee

  • Billie Hoke

  • Dang Lin-Wang

  • Ader Titsoff

  • Harry Cox

  • Adam Doerr

  • Molly Ames

  • Lou Sirr

  • Buck Nekkid

 

More Inappropriately Dirty Names

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We are never short on funny names that satisfy those with the dirty minds out there.

If the above list of names weren’t enough, we have another collection of inappropriately dirty names. You can use these the next time you and your best friend are prank calling people to kill the boredom!

  • Mona Lott

  • Herbie Hind

  • Dixon Nas

  • Arty Fischel

  • Crystal Ball

  • Horace Cope

  • Dick Tips

  • Iona Mink

  • Adolf Oliver Nipple

  • Dick Swett

  • A.S. Muncher

  • A. Nelprober

  • A. Nellsechs

  • Andy Cornholder

  • Aneed Seamen

  • Anita Head

  • Anita Hickey

  • Anita Hoare

  • Titus Zell

  • Libby Doe

  • Ben Derhover

  • Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

  • Hot Lips O’Houlihan

  • Breathless Mahoney

  • Holly Golightly

  • Yusha Sukdeep

  • Yuri Nator

  • York Hunt

  • Olive Cox

  • Neil Downs

  • Mike Oxlong

  • Mia Harddick

  • Kareem M. Pants

  • Jure Koff

  • Michael Toris

  • Mike Dixon

  • Fannie Liquin

  • Eileen Ulick

  • E. Rex Sean

  • Mike Litorous

  • Mike Rotch

  • Mike Yushie

  • Gazzy Colon

  • Gabe Itch

  • E. Normous Peter

  • Fella Longbottom

  • Hugh G. Rection

  • Mike Rochburns

  • Luke Atmyass

  • Kenya Swallow

  • Kenny Dewitt

  • Tokyo Sexwale

  • Kareem O’Weet

  • Juan A. Hooker

  • Jack Eulation

  • Ivana Mandic

  • Holden Hishcock

  • Holden Mikehawk

  • Herman Moans

  • I.C. Yadick

  • Haywood Jablowme

  • Harry Sachs

  • Harry P. Nuss

  • Huge Jass

 

Clean Names that are Funny

Are you looking for funny names that are clean? We have got plenty of hilarious choices including phonetic puns and prank names to inspire you with.

Some of us just want to have fun without being offensive.

We also have a list of some of the most embarrassing and silliest names that you can annoy your friends (or enemies) with.

Feel free to come back and browse whenever the desire to embarrass or insult your friends with some dumb names arises.

Punny Names

  • Al E. Gater

  • Jack Pott

  • Jim Nasium

  • Ima Hogg

  • Helen Hywater

  • May B. Dunn

  • Justin Thyme

  • Doris Shutt

  • Miles A. Head

  • Rex Cars

  • Earl E. Bird

  • Emma Nate

  • Lori Driver

  • Kay Oss

  • Frank N. Stein

  • Lois Price

  • Felix Cited

  • Stan Dupp

  • Sandy Beech

  • Drew A. Head

  • Levy Tate

  • Dinah Mite

  • Rhoda Camel

  • Reg Oyce

  • Polly C. Holder

  • Mel N. Colley

  • Phil Landers

  • Russ Tinayle

  • Chester Minit

  • Lee Vitoff

  • Wade Moore

  • Gladys Canby

  • Hedda Hare

  • Yul B. Allwright

  • Bennie Factor

  • Carole Singer

  • Don Keigh

  • Barry D. Hatchett

  • Punny Bunnie

  • Holly Wood

 

Dumb Names

  • Spaghetti

  • Turtle

  • Fifi

  • Booze

  • Nobody

  • Macaroni

  • Bozo

  • Doorknob

  • Fatso

  • Poo-poo Head

  • Dork

  • Deadhead

  • Dingbat

  • Bonehead

  • Weaksauce

  • Timebomb

 

Joke Names

  • Al K. Hollick

  • Anita Bath

  • Gilda Lily

  • Gerry Atrick

  • Jay Walker

  • Joe King

  • Lynn C. Doyle

  • Mand Lynne

  • Lorne Mowers

  • Marius Quick

  • Petra Fried

  • Rick O’Shea

  • Shirley U. Care

  • Serge A. Head

  • Stan Dupp

  • Upton O. Goode

  • Warren Peace

  • E. Jack Ulayte

 

Funny Names for Penis

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Your penis can sometimes seem to have a mind of its own.

It’s also your trusty sidekick when having some of the best experiences of your life *wink wink.*

So, why not give it a name?

Here are some hilariously comical pun names for your penis. These might be better off as your little secret.

  • Ding-dong

  • The Dicktator

  • Rumpleforeskin

  • Cock

  • Knob

  • Plum Tree Shaker

  • Tiny Tim

  • Moby Dick

  • Sex Pistol

  • Energizer Bunny

  • The one-eyed dragon

  • Yogurt slinger

  • Member

  • Wedding wrecker

  • Cave hunter

  • Clam hammer

  • King Dong

  • Joystick

  • Knobgoblin

  • Whanger

  • Long dong silver

  • Vagina miner

  • Pee-wee

  • Bonaphone

  • Kelly Ann Long

  • Mutton dagger

  • Bald-headed sailor

  • Russell the one-eyed muscle

  • Lance of love

  • Cocktapus

  • Frank n’ beans

  • Richard and the twins

  • Weapon of Ass Destruction

  • Lap Rocket

  • Todger

  • Uncle Reamus

  • Womb Raider

  • Jingling Johnny

  • Excalibur

  • Action Jackson

  • Dingle

  • Woody Womb Pecker

  • Quimstake

  • Tuna torpedo

  • Justin beaver

  • One-eyed trouser trout

  • Big Guy

  • Hot Dog

  • Milkman

  • Tan Banana

  • Meat scepter

  • Knick Knack

  • Organ grinder

  • Disco stick

  • Pleasure Pump

  • The blue-veined aristocrat

  • Prince Everhard of the Netherlands

  • Love dart

  • Dora the explorer

  • Spam javelin

  • Silent Flute

  • Jurassic Pork

  • Vlad the Impaler

  • One-eyed monster

  • Trouser Snake

  • Shaft of Delight

  • Herman von Longschlongenstein

  • Shaft

  • Pin

  • Dick Tate

  • The bone ranger

  • Dingus

  • Womb broom

  • Doodle

  • Heat seeking moisture missile

  • Tentpeg

  • Lord Hardwick

  • Atomic turtle

  • Nimrod

  • Dingbat

 

Conclusion

We know funny names don’t just come easy to everyone – whether you want one for boys or girls.

So, what do you do when you need a good laugh? You look for the best, silliest, and, sometimes, kind of offensive list of names online.

This is where we come in! We hope you enjoyed this list of names that were ranged all the way from clean and dumb to totally unacceptable and dirty.

Apart from prank calling people or embarrassing your friends, you can use these funny names for your in-game characters too. Just make sure, though, that you don’t get yourself in trouble while doing so.

Did the funny dirty names in our comprehensive lists amuse you? If so, share them with your friends to join in the fun, too!

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