250+ Funny Horse Names: Mane Attraction, Hay Fever & Neighbraska

Funny Horse Names

Looking for a funny name for your horse?

Then you’ve come to the right paddock!

Here we have a list of over 250 Funny Horse Names for your perusal, and hopefully for some giggles and laughs too!

Horses can be funny creatures – sometimes they make a face that looks like they’re laughing, when actually they’re just sniffing the air.

Also, sometimes it sounds like a horse is sniggering, but actually they are just breathing air through their nose.

In our list of 250 funny names we cover:

But we start with advice on choosing the best name…

How To Choose the Best Funny Horse Name

Dog Riding a Horse

Choosing a name for any pet can be difficult, and whilst we’ve given you hundreds to choose from, sometimes it can be hard to know where to start.

Here are four of tips that might be helpful when picking from funny horse names:

  1. Make Sure It’s Not Embarrassing

Horses can often live to be 30 years old, (it is reported that one even lived to be 62 in the nineteenth century).

Choosing a horse name that will remain fun, fresh and not at all embarrassing after all those years is sometimes a challenge.

Especially when choosing a funny name, keep in mind whether it will still be funny in years to come, or whether it is only smile-worthy at the current moment in time.

This is even more important if the filly or colt will become a racehorse in the future, as there will be hundreds of people shouting this name loud and clear for all to hear.

  1. Make Sure It’s Unique

Another important thing to remember is that you want your horse’s name to be special.

It certainly cannot have the same name as every other horse in the paddock, and if you are planning on racing your horse, then it should be something that sticks in people’s minds as they are betting.

Pick something memorable and special to you – if it has a distinct meaning then that’s even better.

Best Funny Horse Names

Best Funny Horse Names

Horses have evolved to become the large, majestic creatures we currently know them as.

The ancestor of the horse may have only been as big as a large dog, and perhaps not something you could use as transport!

Over thousands of years of selective breeding and evolution, horses became larger and closer to the marvellous working animals we know and love today.

Our Favorite Name

Pet Name Trophy Goes to May The Horse Be With You

May The Horse Be With You
we’ll kick off this list with a Star Wars horse pun.

  • Abracadabra
  • Astro
  • Bacon
  • Barnaby
  • Beethoven
  • Bogart
  • Bon Bon
  • Buttons
  • Cheese
  • Dumbo
  • Dynamite
  • Elmo
  • Fritz
  • Hee-Haw
  • Jabba
  • Jitterbug
  • Motley
  • Mozart
  • Mulligan
  • Mustang
  • Ninja
  • Pepper
  • Picasso
  • Pluto
  • Scully
  • Sonny
  • Tetley
  • Tiger
  • Turtle
  • Yoshi

Some More Funny Names

  • Mane Attraction – this name is for all the beautiful and majestic horses out there
  • Trojan Horse – the story of the wooden horse that the Greeks used to sneak inside Troy and win the war
  • Horse Power – a unit of measurement of power, or the rate at which work is done
  • Horsey McHorseface – this Australian horse won its first race in 2017
  • Dark Horse – meaning a competitor who unexpectedly wins, despite knowing nothing of them
  • Neighbraska – a midwestern US state encompassing the prairies of the Great Plains
  • Eeyore – hopefully your horse isn’t as gloomy as this poor donkey
  • Snail – this is especially ironic if your horse gallops as fast as lightspeed!
  • Goofy – for if your horse is a little bit of a goofball!

Cute Funny Horse Names

Cute Funny Horse Names

Whilst the grand size of some horses can be quite intimidating, and the force of their kick could do a great deal of damage, horses really are cute creature at heart.

Some fun things you might not have known about horses include:

  • Being able to estimate a horse’s age by its teeth – a name like Buck Tooth could be quite fitting
  • They have cute noises that they use to communicate with other horses, such as whinnying and neighing
  • In one ear, they have 10 ear muscles (compared to 3 with humans) which means they can move their ears 180 degrees to single out a specific area to listen to

These majestic creatures are so special and cute, who doesn’t love them?!

Our Favorite Name

Pet Name Trophy Goes to Lightning Colt

Lightning Colt
a lightning bolt is often used to symbolise immense power and/or the Gods

  • Benjamin
  • Boots
  • Briggs
  • Brutus
  • Bubba
  • Buddy
  • Bunny
  • Buster
  • Cadbury
  • Caesar
  • Captain
  • Chaplin
  • Coyote
  • Disco
  • Empress
  • Gengi
  • Gonzales
  • Helmet
  • Hoofer
  • Minnie
  • Moby
  • Mr Worldwide
  • Muffin
  • Mustard
  • Poirot
  • Reginald
  • Snoopy
  • Snowball
  • Sunshine
  • T-Rex
  • Tinkerbell
  • Tybalt
  • Vladimir
  • Wotsit

Some More Funny Names

  • Harry Trotter – if JK Rowling wrote a magical fantasy book about a horse
  • Hermioneigh – Harry Trotter’s smart and intelligent sidekick!
  • Bandit – a robber or an outlaw typically in an isolated or lawless area
  • Clotheshorse – a frame on which clothes are hung to have them air dry
  • Whinney the Pooh – a charming fictional yellow teddy bear that loves honey!
  • Pasture Bedtime – this is what a mother horse might say to her foals!
  • Night Mare – this is the scariest horse around!
  • Cappuccino – perfect if your horse’s fur is the same color as this delicious coffee drink
  • Ferris Mueller – a play on the film ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’!
  • Burrito – if you wrap any horse in a blanket then they resemble something of a burrito!

Funny Horse Name Puns

Funny Horse Name Puns

Horses have to rely on having funny horse names because slapstick puns and comedy isn’t their strong suit!

So, the only way for a horse to get the giggles in is to have a hilarious name.

Whilst horses are much larger than humans, there are some things which aren’t as advanced as we might be used to.

For example, their brains are half the size of ours and take up less space in their head than their teeth, so when it comes to great names, we have to help them out!

Our Favorite Name

Pet Name Trophy Goes to Red Hot Filly Pepper

Red Hot Filly Pepper
an American rock band whose songs include ‘Californiacation’

  • Bear
  • Bilbo
  • Bugly
  • Chunk
  • Dagnabbit
  • Diddly
  • Digby
  • Ducky
  • Dunkin
  • Einstein
  • Fluff
  • Giraffe
  • Jelly
  • Kenobi
  • Kong
  • Meatball
  • Monster
  • Nacho
  • Noodle
  • Otter
  • Owl
  • Pistachio
  • Poncho
  • Randalf
  • Robbo
  • Scatter
  • Scribble
  • Squiddly
  • Squiggle
  • Sugar
  • Thurman
  • Tinky
  • Trifle
  • Velcro

Some More Funny Names

  • Forrest Jump – played by Tom Hanks in this 1994 film
  • Britney Spurs – famous singer of ‘Toxic’ and ‘Baby One More Time’
  • Leon Trotsky – a key figure in the Russian revolution
  • Hold Your Horses – this horse name is perfect for any impatient jockey
  • Sherbet – also sounds like ‘sure bet’, meaning they can’t lose a race!
  • Horse Radish – a root vegetable used as a spice and prepared as a condiment
  • Horse-pital – the place where you take sick donkeys!
  • Joseph Stallion – he led the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until 1953
  • Danger – horses might seem dangerous, but really they’re loveable and caring
  • Potato – this horse may prefer trotting to galloping, and be more on the chunky side!

List of Funny Horse Names

Funny Horse Names List

Treats, like apples and carrots, are relished by horses, and so is a funny name!

We’ve created this list of over 30 funny horse names to help out you and your horse.

Some may say a good name is as rare as rocking horse droppings, but hopefully there are a few on this list to suite your stallion or mare.

Our Favorite Name

Pet Name Trophy Goes to Maple Stirrup

Maple Stirrup
the best thing to put on your pancakes!

  • Brewster
  • Buffy
  • Cashmere
  • Dawg
  • Eggshell
  • Hobbie
  • Ice Cream
  • Karma
  • Kick-Ass
  • Lizard
  • Llama
  • Majesty
  • Moose
  • Otto
  • Paints
  • Pancakes
  • Pasta
  • Pastel
  • Pedro
  • Penguin
  • Petey
  • Raptor
  • Ruffle
  • Seagull
  • Skunk
  • Smartie
  • Tango
  • Tesla
  • Winkle
  • Wonky

Some More Funny Names

  • Talk Derby To Me – a derby is an annual flat race for three-year-old horses
  • Hoof Hearted – to be half-hearted means to do something without enthusiasm or energy
  • Financially Stable – to not worry about money!
  • Mascarpony – an Italian cream cheese
  • Bonnie and Clydesdale – Bonnie and Clyde were American criminals who were known for their bank robberies during the Great Depression
  • Chocolate – perfect for a dark horse whose fur is the color of chocolate!

Good Funny Horse Names

Brown Horse

Horses in the wild often live in small herds, and domestic horses often prefer to live with some company.

A horse’s heart is almost the size of a basketball – they have a lot of love to give!

Earn their love and respect by giving them a great name that you can both cherish forever.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink, and we can give you a list of horse names but you have to be the one to choose it.

Our Favorite Name

Pet Name Trophy Goes to Neigh Sayer

Neigh Sayer
this horse just always says no!

  • Angel
  • Angler
  • Armadillo
  • Atomic
  • Barbosa
  • Beetle
  • Chips
  • Dobby
  • Fish
  • Fossil
  • Francis
  • Gus
  • Hershey
  • Hodge
  • Hubble
  • Hummer
  • Land Rover
  • Leggs
  • Mars
  • Monkey
  • Octo
  • Piggy
  • Podge
  • Princess
  • Rattle
  • Rocket
  • Skip
  • Slippy
  • Smudge
  • Spaghetti
  • Spud
  • Squawk
  • Squish
  • Trooper
  • Turkey
  • Waffles

Some More Funny Names

  • Al Capony – a notorious American gangster and businessman
  • DoReMeFaSoLaTiDo – this horse name will not be popular with the commentators at the races!
  • Globe Trotter – someone who travels the world, lucky them!
  • Glass Hoof Full – a horse with a positive attitude on life!
  • Hay Fever – a condition caused by an allergic reaction to pollen. Not hay, at least, or horses would be doomed!
  • Stable Tennis – also known as Ping Pong
  • Spider – if a horse can run fast with four legs, imagine what they’d be able to do with eight legs (trip over probably)!

Male Funny Horse Names

Stallion

Horses and humans have had a special partnership for hundreds and hundreds of years, and so they can be found in almost every country, and every continent in the world (except Antarctica).

That means there is a lot of horse coverage over the world, and therefore a lot of stallion names that need to be thought of.

There are over 300 different breeds of horse, so this list of funny male horse names should hopefully help you all with names.

We will quit foaling around with all these facts, and let you trot on with this list:

Our Favorite Name

Pet Name Trophy Goes to Stable Manners

Stable Manners
the act of being polite when you’re eating, probably not used widely by horses

  • Acorn
  • Agadoo
  • Badger
  • Banana
  • Baymax
  • Bo
  • Buster
  • Butterball
  • Chevron
  • Chicken
  • Chumlee
  • Churchill
  • Conga
  • Cooper
  • Cornelius
  • Domino
  • Dorito
  • Fandango
  • Fido
  • Hagrid
  • Hammy
  • Hampton
  • Honky
  • Mordecai
  • Napoleon
  • Nibbles
  • Peepers
  • Raphael
  • Ribbit
  • Rodney
  • Schnitzel
  • Sesame
  • Skittle
  • Soup
  • Sushi
  • Sylvester
  • Tank
  • Tazz
  • Tipsy
  • Wilber
  • Zebra
  • Zeus

Some More Funny Names

  • Usain Colt – he has achieved many world records and is widely regarded as the greatest sprinter of all time
  • Bucking Bronco – this wild horse just tries to throw everybody off!
  • Aluminium Foal – something you use to wrap up food, not horses
  • Cough Stirrup – what you can give to ponies when they’re feeling a little hoarse!
  • Christian Bale – an English-American actor known for his extreme method acting, or, a religious bale of hay!
  • Colt Feet – to lose nerve or confidence in something
  • Donkey – Shrek’s companion in the famous animated franchise is a donkey, called Donkey!

We hope this list of funny horse names made you laugh, or even roll your eyes at the very least!

Make sure to leave us a comment telling us which one was your favorite and tell us any others you may have thought of.

If you know anyone who is as much of a diehard donkey devotee as we are, then be sure to share this list with them.

Also, see what else we have to offer on our site, and we’ll prove we’re more than a one trick pony, or maybe we’re just foal of ourselves.

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David is the pet lover behind My Pet's Name. He is the senior editor for My Pet's Name and is a member of the Dog Writers Association of America. As well as writing, David is a part-time dog trainer.

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