If the idea of chicken puns beaks your interest, then you’ve come to the right place.
We couldn’t compre-hen-d how many chicken jokes are out there, so we made a list of all of them for you to peck at.
Now we have heard so many puns about animals, chickens and roosters that we are eggs-hausted!
We dare you to read this list of puns – unless you’re too chicken.
Best 10 Chicken Puns
- Why did the Roman chicken cross the road quickly? Because she was afraid someone would Caeser!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
- What is a hen’s favorite novel? Great Eggs-pectations by Charles Chickens!
- What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
- How long do chickens work? Around the cluck!
- How do you know if a chicken has been arrested? If it’s wearing hencuffs!
- Why couldn’t the hen find her eggs? Because she mislaid them!
- What is a chicken’s favorite landmark? Stone-hen-ge!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial
- A chicken and an egg walk into a bar… The bartender says, “Who’s first?”
Funny Chicken Puns
- Why do chickens hate winter? Because they always feel so cooped up!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover? The cluck of the Irish!
- Why is it easy for chicks to talk? Because talk is cheep!
- What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs!
- What do hens say on Halloween? Chick or treat!
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because she wanted to get to the other slide!
- What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance!
- The chicken farmer died under suspicious circumstances… The police suspected fowl play!
- I had eggs for breakfast… But I’m still feeling peckish!
- Why don’t chickens have computers? Because they aren’t very good with teggnology!
- Where are the most eggs hatched? In Chick-ago!
- What do you call an excited chicken? Hen-thusiastic!
- What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
- What do you get when a chicken lays on top of a barn? An eggroll!
- Where is the best place to find out about chickens? The hen-cyclopaedia
- What does a chicken wipe its beak with? A henkerchief!
- How do baby hens dance? From chick to chick!
- Where do tough chickens come from? Hard-boiled eggs!
- Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
- What did the chicken do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
- How do eggs run? They scramble!
Top 50 Chicken Jokes and Chicken Puns
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because he already had the drumsticks!
- What is a hen’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick!
- What chicken is at the top of the pecking order? Attila the hen!
- Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break!
- Why did everyone hate the local chicken groomer? Because he always ruffled everyone’s feathers!
- What do chicken families do on sunny afternoons? They go on peck-nics!
- Is chicken soup good for your health? Not if you’re the chicken!
- What happened to the chicken whose feathers were pointing the wrong way? She was tickled to death!
- What happened to the chicken that misbehaved at school! He was egg-spelled!
- What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg!
- Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
- What do you call the door to a chicken barn? The hen-trance!
- What do chickens eat at birthday parties? Coop-cakes!
- What is an egg’s favorite Shakespeare poem? Shell I compare thee to a summer’s day!
- How do chickens communicate? With fowl language!
- What is a chicken’s favorite city? New Yolk!
- Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside!
- What do you call a bird that’s too afraid to fly? Chicken!
- What kind of chicken lives by the sea? An egg shell!
- What did one chicken say to the other when they walked through poison ivy? ‘Scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!’
- What was the chicken racing driver’s favorite part of his car? The eggs-elerator!
- What did the farmer do when he thought his chicken coop was haunted? Call the eggs-orcist!
- Why did the chicken disappoint his mother? Because he wasn’t all he was cracked up to be!
- What do chickens study at school? Eggonomics!
- Why can’t you tease egg whites? Because they can’t take a yolk!
- What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? Ouch!
- How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!
- What happened to the chicken that found a four-leaf clover? He had good cluck forever!
- What do you get if you feed fireworks to a chicken? An eggsplosion!
- What is it called when the sky rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
- Why don’t chickens like people? Because they beat eggs!
- Why did Mozart hate chickens? All they ever say is Bach-Bach-Bach!
- How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? Just one, then your stomach won’t be empty!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bell? An alarm cluck!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar? A chicken that makes a sound when you pluck it!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
- What holy men do chickens fear the most? Friars!
- The farmer had no idea how to raise chickens… He decided to just wing it!
- What do you call a chicken school test? Eggs-aminations!
- What is a chicken’s favorite movie? A Cluckwork Orange!
- What time do chickens have lunch? At twelve o’cluck!
- Why did the baby chick cross the road? Because it was take your child to work day!
- Why was the chicken always upset? He had a n-egg-ative mindset!
- Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the referee kept calling fowl!
- Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn!
- Why did the chicken cross the internet? To get to the other site!
- How do chickens bake cakes? From scratch!
- What is Superman’s real identity? Cluck Kent!
- Why does a rooster watch TV? For hentertainment!
- Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something!
You can prove you are a real comedi-hen by sending this list of puns to all your friends and family!
Do not forget to leave us a comment telling us which of these chicken puns were your favorites and let us know if you know any other puns about a chicken or an egg – whichever comes first.
Go look after your girls, tell them some jokes, give them some egg-cellent names, and get yourself the easiest chicken drinker around.
I’m sure you’re tired of us yolking around, so we’ll peck it in now…
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