98 Chicken Puns: Egg-cellent, Compre-hen-sive & Comedi-hen Puns

Chicken Puns

If the idea of chicken puns beaks your interest, then you’ve come to the right place.

We couldn’t compre-hen-d how many chicken jokes are out there, so we made a list of all of them for you to peck at.

Now we have heard so many puns about animals, chickens and roosters that we are eggs-hausted!

We dare you to read this list of puns – unless you’re too chicken.

Best 10 Chicken Puns

Poultry Pun
What type of chickens live in a forest? Poul-tree!
  1. Why did the Roman chicken cross the road quickly? Because she was afraid someone would Caeser!
  2. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
  3. What is a hen’s favorite novel? Great Eggs-pectations by Charles Chickens!
  4. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
  5. How long do chickens work? Around the cluck!
  6. How do you know if a chicken has been arrested? If it’s wearing hencuffs!
  7. Why couldn’t the hen find her eggs? Because she mislaid them!
  8. What is a chicken’s favorite landmark? Stone-hen-ge!
  9. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial
  10. A chicken and an egg walk into a bar… The bartender says, “Who’s first?”

Funny Chicken Puns

Chicken Meme
Why did the chicken sit on an axe? She wanted to hatchet!
  • Why do chickens hate winter? Because they always feel so cooped up!
  • What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover? The cluck of the Irish!
  • Why is it easy for chicks to talk? Because talk is cheep!
  • What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs!
  • What do hens say on Halloween? Chick or treat!
  • Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because she wanted to get to the other slide!
Chicken Egg Pun
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn? The hens are laying hard-cooked eggs!
  • What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance!
  • The chicken farmer died under suspicious circumstances… The police suspected fowl play!
  • I had eggs for breakfast… But I’m still feeling peckish!
  • Why don’t chickens have computers? Because they aren’t very good with teggnology!
  • Where are the most eggs hatched? In Chick-ago!
Hen Pun
What do you call a chicken that goes on a safari? An eggs-plorer!
  • What do you call an excited chicken? Hen-thusiastic!
  • What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
  • What do you get when a chicken lays on top of a barn? An eggroll!
  • Where is the best place to find out about chickens? The hen-cyclopaedia
  • What does a chicken wipe its beak with? A henkerchief!
Chicken Joke
Why weren’t the two chickens allowed to be friends anymore? Because they were always egging each other on!
  • How do baby hens dance? From chick to chick!
  • Where do tough chickens come from? Hard-boiled eggs!
  • Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
  • What did the chicken do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
  • How do eggs run? They scramble!

Chicken Memes

Top 50 Chicken Jokes and Chicken Puns

Chicken Crossing Street Joke
What did the chicken say to get across a busy street? Egg-scuse me!
  1. Why did the chicken join a band? Because he already had the drumsticks!
  2. What is a hen’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick!
  3. What chicken is at the top of the pecking order? Attila the hen!
  4. Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break!
  5. Why did everyone hate the local chicken groomer? Because he always ruffled everyone’s feathers!
Comedian Hen Pun
Who tells the funniest hen jokes? Comedi-hens!
  1. What do chicken families do on sunny afternoons? They go on peck-nics!
  2. Is chicken soup good for your health? Not if you’re the chicken!
  3. What happened to the chicken whose feathers were pointing the wrong way? She was tickled to death!
  4. What happened to the chicken that misbehaved at school! He was egg-spelled!
  5. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg!
  6. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Fox and Chicken Pun
What dance does a chicken refuse to do? The foxtrot!
  1. What do you call the door to a chicken barn? The hen-trance!
  2. What do chickens eat at birthday parties? Coop-cakes!
  3. What is an egg’s favorite Shakespeare poem? Shell I compare thee to a summer’s day!
  4. How do chickens communicate? With fowl language!
  5. What is a chicken’s favorite city? New Yolk!
Chicken Pun Street
How do chickens leave the highway? They take the eggs-it!
  1. Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside!
  2. What do you call a bird that’s too afraid to fly? Chicken!
  3. What kind of chicken lives by the sea? An egg shell!
  4. What did one chicken say to the other when they walked through poison ivy? ‘Scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!’
  5. What was the chicken racing driver’s favorite part of his car? The eggs-elerator!
  6. What did the farmer do when he thought his chicken coop was haunted? Call the eggs-orcist!
Eggplant Chicken Joke
What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!
  1. Why did the chicken disappoint his mother? Because he wasn’t all he was cracked up to be!
  2. What do chickens study at school? Eggonomics!
  3. Why can’t you tease egg whites? Because they can’t take a yolk!
  4. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? Ouch!
  5. How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!
  6. What happened to the chicken that found a four-leaf clover? He had good cluck forever!
Snow White Egg Pun
What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg White!
  1. What do you get if you feed fireworks to a chicken? An eggsplosion!
  2. What is it called when the sky rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
  3. Why don’t chickens like people? Because they beat eggs!
  4. Why did Mozart hate chickens? All they ever say is Bach-Bach-Bach!
  5. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? Just one, then your stomach won’t be empty!
Chicken Bed Time Pun
What time do chickens go to bed? Half past hen!
  1. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bell? An alarm cluck!
  2. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar? A chicken that makes a sound when you pluck it!
  3. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
  4. What holy men do chickens fear the most? Friars!
  5. The farmer had no idea how to raise chickens… He decided to just wing it!
  6. What do you call a chicken school test? Eggs-aminations!
Cracked Egg Joke
What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up!
  1. What is a chicken’s favorite movie? A Cluckwork Orange!
  2. What time do chickens have lunch? At twelve o’cluck!
  3. Why did the baby chick cross the road? Because it was take your child to work day!
  4. Why was the chicken always upset? He had a n-egg-ative mindset!
  5. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the referee kept calling fowl!
Chicken and Beef Meme
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef!
  1. Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn!
  2. Why did the chicken cross the internet? To get to the other site!
  3. How do chickens bake cakes? From scratch!
  4. What is Superman’s real identity? Cluck Kent!
  5. Why does a rooster watch TV? For hentertainment!
  6. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something!

Summary

You can prove you are a real comedi-hen by sending this list of puns to all your friends and family!

Do not forget to leave us a comment telling us which of these chicken puns were your favorites and let us know if you know any other puns about a chicken or an egg – whichever comes first.

You’re probably tired of us yolking around… so we’ll peck it in now.

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David is the pet lover behind My Pet's Name. He is a member of the Dog Writers Association of America, holds two degrees and has studied Applied Animal Behavior and Welfare. As well as writing, David has helped over 50,000 people choose the best name for their pet.

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